As much as I didn't want to, I had to go to WalMart this morning to get some things I need for a dessert I'm making. I'm amazed not so much at the abysmal customer service but with the idiocy I see and hear there every day.
Heard just today:
Customer (actually, this was me): Where can I find waxed paper?
Employee: I dunno, did you look in school supplies?
Maybe if I was going to write a dissertation with it
In the parking lot:
"Why are there so many cars?" Ummmm because you're in a parking lot?
"Weird, the ground is all wet." Because there's water falling from the sky! Run for your lives!
The last time I was in, my total was $7.27 I gave the clerk a $10 bill and the 27 cents. It confused her, she didn't know how much change to give me.
I had a cashier who ran out of some coins that was required for my change. He said "I'm out of ten centses" and called for change. I was in a hurry so I said "Just give me 2 nickles, I'm in a hurry". He looked confused and said "I don't think I can do that." Ummm...last I looked 2 nickles was equal to one ten centses.